hearing people chew is seriously the worst sound in the world
So there’s this hot guy that is a regular customer at my work, and he checked out with me yesterday. We were all casual and dandy and talking, but he requested cash back on his pinpad without telling me, so I’m in mid-sentence and the cash register flings open and sLAMS INTO MY CROTCH and I say “whoaaa hello there (;” before I can stop myself.
I think he chuckled idk?
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?